Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
Things that come to my mind when I hear this:
- Composers breakdancing
When I buy fruit and veggies, I always soak them in a 1:4 ratio of vinegar and water to help remove toxins and pesticides. I leave them soaking for up to an hour, longer with nonorganic apples. At the end of the bath, sometimes you can even see cloudy like stuff in the water from the skins and waxes, and dirt on the bottom.
good idea ^
THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS MAGICAL IDEA WITH THE WORLD
Also works for fruit fly eggs apparently.
this also prevents mold on berries! those bitches will last until they’re dried out and gross and no one even wants to eat them anymore. you should use more like a 1:10 ratio for berries tho. soak them for a few minutes and then dry them thoroughly, without rinsing the vinegar off. it’s not enough vinegar to really taste (maybe a little bit of bite, and it’s better if you use apple cider vinegar). put ‘em back in the fridge and enjoy!
If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
that last one tho…
Jim Parsons on SNL "I’m not that guy"
A wet handful of kitten after he jumped in the shower with me
How to get people to exercise harder
more like how to get people to exorcise harder