ninjaninja35:

so i heard you like swimming

failnation:

Why does one eat?
http://failnation.tumblr.com

vintage-kisses:

Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

secondgenhybrid:

catherynthegreat:

*if you have a good partner

That’s true. Your partner should be able to sexually satisfy you. :P

BUT.

If you don’t want to have sex at a point in time, then you just don’t. No one should feel like they need excuses to get out of sex with their partner.

However some people aren’t comfortable coming out with that info so they use excuses instead to tell their partner (which implies that your partner isn’t a good one anyway - shouldn’t they accept your “no” and leave it? you shouldn’t be scared to tell your partner you don’t feel like having sex).

I feel like too many people who don’t respect consent would use this as a guilt-trip. (Especially since a lot of them wouldn’t even know what a female orgasm actually is.) It kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. Although it’s true - orgasms are a good natural painkiller!

This reminds me of “exercise is great for menstrual cramps!”

Well, sure it is. But if all I want to do is curl up in pain and cry, and you recommend I go for a run, imma punch you.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mynanisboss]

foxnewsofficial:

i live for animals doing people things 

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

c-anna-balism:

xiggymatsu:

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#That awkward moment when your costume is so bad that even your villain is ashamed to be associated with you.

WAIT THATS A BATMAN IM CRYING